Stop renting your link in bio.
A static, zero-JS profile page for devs who care about performance, privacy, and ownership.
Compiled HTML, sub-100ms TTFB, no trackers.
Pay once for Lifetime, or use it free forever.
Jane Doe
@jane-doe
Indie dev. Building small, sharp tools.
Built with static.bio — No JS
curl this site
designed so you won't be ashamed of the output.
curl https://static.bio/chaoecho "Bytes: $(($(wc -c < page.html) / 1024))KB"grep -i "<script" page.html | wc -lLooks hand-rolled, without actually hand-rolling it.
Pick a theme, tweak the copy, deploy. 95% as nice as a custom page—in 2 minutes.
Obsidian Glass
Dark glassmorphism with subtle backdrop blur
Light / Paper
Clean white background with minimal shadows
OLED Black
Pure black background for OLED displays
Terminal
Monospace terminal aesthetic
Built like the page you'd make for yourself.
The contract
Zero JavaScript on public pages.
Pure HTML + CSS, server-rendered, nothing else.
Sub-100ms TTFB.
Edge runtime, one query, aggressively cached.
Privacy-first.
No tracking cookies or third-party analytics. We only store aggregate click counts when you opt in, plus standard infrastructure logs.
Pay once, own it.
Lifetime plan, no subscriptions.
The philosophy
- We do less on purpose.
- No funnels, no CRMs, no newsletter popups.
- If it doesn't make the page faster or clearer, it doesn't ship.
- You can always move away later; export is a feature, not a threat.
From idea to live link in under 5 minutes.
Sign in with email
No passwords. We send you a magic link.
Edit your profile
Add your name, bio, avatar, and links. Pick a theme.
Hit Save & deploy
We compile a static page and put it behind a fast edge URL or your own links.yourdomain.com.
We literally run one query and render one HTML string. That's it.
Free forever. Lifetime when you're ready.
Lifetime
- •Everything in Free
- •Custom domains (links.yourdomain.com)
- •Extra themes
- •Basic link analytics
- •Priority support
Lifetime will be a one-time payment (around $29). Private beta users get grandfathered perks.